Well this is it fucker, not Katie, I love her. This is my final goodbye. This entire semester you have made me miserable, kept me out of two gymnastics meets and just plain pissed everyone off. Yes, I could have done more homework. But that shouldn't have been the only thing to keep my grade so low. You don't give anyone a break. I know people that switch out so they're able to maintain their 4.0. There are some of the most intelligent people in our grade that take your course and still come out with only a B+ or an A-. And have I mentioned the way you look!? Sorta of tall and fat with greasy black hair and grey streaks in it. You're balding very obviously. It goes to the middle of your head in a sort of half oval shape. Then your face. It's all pig like and squashed in. Those big coke bottle glasses that nerds wore in the 80's. If they were retarded back then, then they'll be retarded today. Plus you have leathery looking skin. Now to the rest of you. Remember when we had to discuss with you about our opening statements? But it was during a test so you leaned in closer. Yeah, I smelled your fucking breath. I don't think bus 109 even smells that bad. And for those of you that ride it, you know how bad that bus stinks. Then there's you B.O, nothing to out of the ordinary. Just regular body odor. And we haven't even started on your hands. Now if you know me then you should know that I hate my hands. But yours make mine look good enough to be a hand model. Your nails are chipped and broken. Then have that ugly yellowing fungus thing like you see in the commercials. And the the skin also has that thick leathery look to it. They wrinkle on knuckles, but it's not like the little amount on other people's. It looks like when you mess up a blanket real bad. Now for your attitude. You waltz around the classroom like you're better then us. Just because you went to mother fucking Stanford doesn't mean you're any better then me or any other person in your classes. First off we haven't gone to college yet, so you can't judge us. Secondly the type of university someone goes to doesn't necessarily make you a better human being. Oh and just because we don't know the answer to a question we were never asked on a subject we've neve covered before DOESN'T MAKE US BAD STUDENTS! We've been programmed to only read and answer the questions you assign us. Scan the page, answer questions, turn in the homework and move on. Sorry we don't remember a movie that we watched three days ago for which half of us were asleep during and can't remember the tiniest little details. You've probably watched it for however many years you've worked as a Biology teacher, and that has to be one hell of a long time. Plus you have five biology classes so you probably know the dumb movie by heart. We don't. And I don't give a fuck. It's a sad movie, but three hours long and kind of boring. Not gonna lie. So I guess I could go on a little bit more about how much I hate you. But I need to get to bed. Seeing as today was hopefully my last day with you, then I'm On My Way. Peace bitch.
1.28.2009
This Is For Katie Wachholz
Well this is it fucker, not Katie, I love her. This is my final goodbye. This entire semester you have made me miserable, kept me out of two gymnastics meets and just plain pissed everyone off. Yes, I could have done more homework. But that shouldn't have been the only thing to keep my grade so low. You don't give anyone a break. I know people that switch out so they're able to maintain their 4.0. There are some of the most intelligent people in our grade that take your course and still come out with only a B+ or an A-. And have I mentioned the way you look!? Sorta of tall and fat with greasy black hair and grey streaks in it. You're balding very obviously. It goes to the middle of your head in a sort of half oval shape. Then your face. It's all pig like and squashed in. Those big coke bottle glasses that nerds wore in the 80's. If they were retarded back then, then they'll be retarded today. Plus you have leathery looking skin. Now to the rest of you. Remember when we had to discuss with you about our opening statements? But it was during a test so you leaned in closer. Yeah, I smelled your fucking breath. I don't think bus 109 even smells that bad. And for those of you that ride it, you know how bad that bus stinks. Then there's you B.O, nothing to out of the ordinary. Just regular body odor. And we haven't even started on your hands. Now if you know me then you should know that I hate my hands. But yours make mine look good enough to be a hand model. Your nails are chipped and broken. Then have that ugly yellowing fungus thing like you see in the commercials. And the the skin also has that thick leathery look to it. They wrinkle on knuckles, but it's not like the little amount on other people's. It looks like when you mess up a blanket real bad. Now for your attitude. You waltz around the classroom like you're better then us. Just because you went to mother fucking Stanford doesn't mean you're any better then me or any other person in your classes. First off we haven't gone to college yet, so you can't judge us. Secondly the type of university someone goes to doesn't necessarily make you a better human being. Oh and just because we don't know the answer to a question we were never asked on a subject we've neve covered before DOESN'T MAKE US BAD STUDENTS! We've been programmed to only read and answer the questions you assign us. Scan the page, answer questions, turn in the homework and move on. Sorry we don't remember a movie that we watched three days ago for which half of us were asleep during and can't remember the tiniest little details. You've probably watched it for however many years you've worked as a Biology teacher, and that has to be one hell of a long time. Plus you have five biology classes so you probably know the dumb movie by heart. We don't. And I don't give a fuck. It's a sad movie, but three hours long and kind of boring. Not gonna lie. So I guess I could go on a little bit more about how much I hate you. But I need to get to bed. Seeing as today was hopefully my last day with you, then I'm On My Way. Peace bitch.
